Edward-Inspired Yarn?

Okay, who else laughs out loud when you see this?
Merino and Tencel sock yarn - Twilight inspired colourway - Edward Cullen:
A beautifully soft and silky 3 ply yarn with the smoothness of tencel and the bounce and warmth of merino. There is an incredible shine to this yarn. This yarn has been handpainted with fibre reactive dyes for colour saturation and colour stability. The colours are
inspired by Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga books. This colourway is named
Edward Cullen and contains the shades of his eyes from pale butterscotch, through honey gold and topaz to onyx with touches of copper and auburn for his hair.
The yarn is tightly wound and gives beautiful stitch definition, soft and silky hand and glossy surface. The yarn has been washed and rinsed after dyeing but there may still be a little
colour leeching for the first few washes.

I'm sorry. I know it's rude to laugh. But, COME ON.